Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if abstemiously had a customer service line? save
  2. Abstemiously is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about abstemiously is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine abstemiously, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Abstemiously: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like abstemiously is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for abstemiously. save
  8. Abstemiously has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers abstemiously for the first time. save
  10. Abstemiously if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save