Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

engrossmentpreoccupationconcentrationassimilationpreoccupancysoaking upintakesremovalssinksabsorptanceabsorbtionabsorptabsorbersabsorptivityabsorbancyabsorbingabsorberabsorbsabsorbanceabsorbabilityabsorption bandabsorbabsorbedabsorbents

Sounds like (for puns)

absorptionabsorbtionabortionsabsorbanceabsorbentabsorbantapportionsabortionobsessionsabsorbencyreabsorptionabsorbancyabortient

Angles

  1. What if absorptions had a customer service line? save
  2. Absorptions is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about absorptions is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine absorptions, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Absorptions: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like absorptions is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for absorptions. save
  8. Absorptions has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers absorptions for the first time. save
  10. Absorptions if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save