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1. What if absorption had a customer service line? save
2. Absorption is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about absorption is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine absorption, but run by your grandma. save
5. Absorption: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like absorption is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for absorption. save
8. Absorption has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers absorption for the first time. save
10. Absorption if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save