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1. What if -gate had a customer service line? save
2. -gate is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about -gate is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine -gate, but run by your grandma. save
5. -gate: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like -gate is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for -gate. save
8. -gate has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers -gate for the first time. save
10. -gate if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save