Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

zombiezombie statezombie programzombie softwarezombie systembackground processzombie hostzombie versiondaemonoffspringzombie clientresource hogwabbitstarvationstubdead codesubprocesssubshellvirtual memoryspawnercoprocessprocessbackground processingchild

Sounds like (for puns)

to be precisesemiprecioussombernesssombroussombrenesssomberpsalmsomsalmsaam

Angles

  1. What if zombie process had a customer service line? save
  2. Zombie process is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about zombie process is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine zombie process, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Zombie process: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like zombie process is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for zombie process. save
  8. Zombie process has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers zombie process for the first time. save
  10. Zombie process if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save