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1. What if zero-dimensional had a customer service line? save
2. Zero-dimensional is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about zero-dimensional is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine zero-dimensional, but run by your grandma. save
5. Zero-dimensional: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like zero-dimensional is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for zero-dimensional. save
8. Zero-dimensional has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers zero-dimensional for the first time. save
10. Zero-dimensional if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save