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1. What if write-protected had a customer service line? save
2. Write-protected is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about write-protected is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine write-protected, but run by your grandma. save
5. Write-protected: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like write-protected is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for write-protected. save
8. Write-protected has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers write-protected for the first time. save
10. Write-protected if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save