Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

check weigherweighing machineweighboardcheckweigherweighbeamweighboatbelt conveyorweighershipbobweightscalebeamweight stackstilyardspring balancecatchweightconveyor beltconveyer beltchain conveyorweighing funnelfarinometerchondrometercasting weightwechtyawmeterwind gauge

Sounds like (for puns)

white matterwater meterpedometerhectometerphotometerwaste matterodometerestimatortachometerpetameterradiometeroctametercytometryeudiometeraltometerintimaterwhite mairehydrometerheptameterwater heaterwater matwetmorewhat-notwait what

Angles

  1. What if weightometer had a customer service line? save
  2. Weightometer is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about weightometer is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine weightometer, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Weightometer: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like weightometer is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for weightometer. save
  8. Weightometer has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers weightometer for the first time. save
  10. Weightometer if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save