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1. What if weight-adding had a customer service line? save
2. Weight-adding is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about weight-adding is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine weight-adding, but run by your grandma. save
5. Weight-adding: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like weight-adding is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for weight-adding. save
8. Weight-adding has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers weight-adding for the first time. save
10. Weight-adding if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save