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1. What if variable geometry had a customer service line? save
2. Variable geometry is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about variable geometry is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine variable geometry, but run by your grandma. save
5. Variable geometry: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like variable geometry is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for variable geometry. save
8. Variable geometry has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers variable geometry for the first time. save
10. Variable geometry if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save