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1. What if upon functional had a customer service line? save
2. Upon functional is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about upon functional is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine upon functional, but run by your grandma. save
5. Upon functional: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like upon functional is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for upon functional. save
8. Upon functional has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers upon functional for the first time. save
10. Upon functional if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save