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Means about the same

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Sounds like (for puns)

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Angles

  1. What if two-phase locking had a customer service line? save
  2. Two-phase locking is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about two-phase locking is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine two-phase locking, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Two-phase locking: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like two-phase locking is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for two-phase locking. save
  8. Two-phase locking has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers two-phase locking for the first time. save
  10. Two-phase locking if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save