Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

moretonkilotonelephantpoundethylenetonnagecaravelfewkeelmanysemitenbattleshipdhoweonketchstevensonlasttyrannosaurusburdencarloadfordjack

Sounds like (for puns)

teutonstitanstightenstetonstotemstwo timestatumsdaytonstitantightentatastetontautentootlestotenteutontartanstitintattontotnestitonetightenertetanytontons

Angles

  1. What if two tons had a customer service line? save
  2. Two tons is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about two tons is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine two tons, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Two tons: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like two tons is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for two tons. save
  8. Two tons has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers two tons for the first time. save
  10. Two tons if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save