Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if total functional programming had a customer service line? save
  2. Total functional programming is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about total functional programming is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine total functional programming, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Total functional programming: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like total functional programming is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for total functional programming. save
  8. Total functional programming has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers total functional programming for the first time. save
  10. Total functional programming if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save