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1. What if thus function had a customer service line? save
2. Thus function is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about thus function is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine thus function, but run by your grandma. save
5. Thus function: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like thus function is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for thus function. save
8. Thus function has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers thus function for the first time. save
10. Thus function if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save