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Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

thrombelastometrythromboelastometerthromboelastographtemogramviscoelastometrycoagulometrythrombinographyrheographythrombocytocritcoagulometerhaematachometerviscoanalyzerviscosimetryelastometerviscosimeterviscometryhaemoglobinometerhemochromocytometerhematinometerelectrosphygmomanometerwestergren methodsyllectometryhaemadromographballistometer

Sounds like (for puns)

thromboplastinperambulatoryprobability theorysame old storystoichiometrystoichometrycytometryscream bloody murdersolid geometrysomnolently

Angles

  1. What if thromboelastometry had a customer service line? save
  2. Thromboelastometry is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about thromboelastometry is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine thromboelastometry, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Thromboelastometry: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like thromboelastometry is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for thromboelastometry. save
  8. Thromboelastometry has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers thromboelastometry for the first time. save
  10. Thromboelastometry if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save