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1. What if thompson shell had a customer service line? save
2. Thompson shell is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about thompson shell is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine thompson shell, but run by your grandma. save
5. Thompson shell: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like thompson shell is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for thompson shell. save
8. Thompson shell has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers thompson shell for the first time. save
10. Thompson shell if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save