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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

this closeultracloseovernighoverclosesupertighttoo close for comfortlast minutetightultratighttoo close to calltight as a drumdown to the wireovernearultracoldscrewyovertightactualsuperquickxtremesuperexactsuperlongsupercoldquick as a flashsuperslick

Sounds like (for puns)

disclosethistlesthis kissdiscloseddiscosdiscloserdisklessrisklessduclosthicklythessalythis isthis wasmiscuesdisclaimsdisallowsnicklaschicletswhiskeysreclosesiglosthe cloudsthe causethe clash

Angles

  1. What if thisclose had a customer service line? save
  2. Thisclose is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about thisclose is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine thisclose, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Thisclose: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like thisclose is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for thisclose. save
  8. Thisclose has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers thisclose for the first time. save
  10. Thisclose if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save