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1. What if substring had a customer service line? save
2. Substring is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about substring is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine substring, but run by your grandma. save
5. Substring: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like substring is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for substring. save
8. Substring has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers substring for the first time. save
10. Substring if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save