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1. What if static dispatch had a customer service line? save
2. Static dispatch is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about static dispatch is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine static dispatch, but run by your grandma. save
5. Static dispatch: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like static dispatch is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for static dispatch. save
8. Static dispatch has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers static dispatch for the first time. save
10. Static dispatch if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save