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1. What if squinting modifier had a customer service line? save
2. Squinting modifier is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about squinting modifier is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine squinting modifier, but run by your grandma. save
5. Squinting modifier: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like squinting modifier is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for squinting modifier. save
8. Squinting modifier has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers squinting modifier for the first time. save
10. Squinting modifier if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save