Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

stored proceduresubprocedureproceduresysprogstubsexppl/sqlsubstepsubsubroutinesubroutineprocspoolingspoolerslocroutinesmopsubprogramprogprogrammeskeletonsathersuperprogramschemercode

Sounds like (for puns)

sprocksprogspruikspracksprakespocksprigspraguespragspurlockspocsprugspriggspraggsprowspeakcirocspacspakespakspackcerocseracsirach

Angles

  1. What if sproc had a customer service line? save
  2. Sproc is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about sproc is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine sproc, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Sproc: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like sproc is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for sproc. save
  8. Sproc has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers sproc for the first time. save
  10. Sproc if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save