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1. What if splunk had a customer service line? save
2. Splunk is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about splunk is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine splunk, but run by your grandma. save
5. Splunk: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like splunk is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for splunk. save
8. Splunk has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers splunk for the first time. save
10. Splunk if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save