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1. What if slow path had a customer service line? save
2. Slow path is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about slow path is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine slow path, but run by your grandma. save
5. Slow path: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like slow path is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for slow path. save
8. Slow path has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers slow path for the first time. save
10. Slow path if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save