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1. What if slow function had a customer service line? save
2. Slow function is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about slow function is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine slow function, but run by your grandma. save
5. Slow function: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like slow function is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for slow function. save
8. Slow function has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers slow function for the first time. save
10. Slow function if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save