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1. What if simple polygon had a customer service line? save
2. Simple polygon is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about simple polygon is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine simple polygon, but run by your grandma. save
5. Simple polygon: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like simple polygon is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for simple polygon. save
8. Simple polygon has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers simple polygon for the first time. save
10. Simple polygon if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save