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1. What if simple pendulum had a customer service line? save
2. Simple pendulum is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about simple pendulum is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine simple pendulum, but run by your grandma. save
5. Simple pendulum: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like simple pendulum is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for simple pendulum. save
8. Simple pendulum has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers simple pendulum for the first time. save
10. Simple pendulum if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save