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1. What if simple majority had a customer service line? save
2. Simple majority is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about simple majority is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine simple majority, but run by your grandma. save
5. Simple majority: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like simple majority is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for simple majority. save
8. Simple majority has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers simple majority for the first time. save
10. Simple majority if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save