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What if silicifier had a customer service line? save
Silicifier is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about silicifier is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine silicifier, but run by your grandma. save
Silicifier: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like silicifier is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for silicifier. save
Silicifier has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers silicifier for the first time. save
Silicifier if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save