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Angles

1. What if shell fire had a customer service line? save
2. Shell fire is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about shell fire is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine shell fire, but run by your grandma. save
5. Shell fire: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like shell fire is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for shell fire. save
8. Shell fire has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers shell fire for the first time. save
10. Shell fire if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save