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Angles

1. What if sharp-sightedness had a customer service line? save
2. Sharp-sightedness is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about sharp-sightedness is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine sharp-sightedness, but run by your grandma. save
5. Sharp-sightedness: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like sharp-sightedness is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for sharp-sightedness. save
8. Sharp-sightedness has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers sharp-sightedness for the first time. save
10. Sharp-sightedness if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save