Riff a topic

Angles

1. What if sequelize had a customer service line? save
2. Sequelize is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about sequelize is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine sequelize, but run by your grandma. save
5. Sequelize: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like sequelize is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for sequelize. save
8. Sequelize has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers sequelize for the first time. save
10. Sequelize if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save