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1. What if self-assuming had a customer service line? save
2. Self-assuming is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about self-assuming is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine self-assuming, but run by your grandma. save
5. Self-assuming: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like self-assuming is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for self-assuming. save
8. Self-assuming has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers self-assuming for the first time. save
10. Self-assuming if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save