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1. What if self absorption had a customer service line? save
2. Self absorption is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about self absorption is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine self absorption, but run by your grandma. save
5. Self absorption: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like self absorption is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for self absorption. save
8. Self absorption has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers self absorption for the first time. save
10. Self absorption if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save