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What if scissorsmith had a customer service line? save
Scissorsmith is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about scissorsmith is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine scissorsmith, but run by your grandma. save
Scissorsmith: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like scissorsmith is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for scissorsmith. save
Scissorsmith has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers scissorsmith for the first time. save
Scissorsmith if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save