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1. What if sanification had a customer service line? save
2. Sanification is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about sanification is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine sanification, but run by your grandma. save
5. Sanification: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like sanification is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for sanification. save
8. Sanification has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers sanification for the first time. save
10. Sanification if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save