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What if salinometry had a customer service line? save
Salinometry is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about salinometry is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine salinometry, but run by your grandma. save
Salinometry: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like salinometry is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for salinometry. save
Salinometry has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers salinometry for the first time. save
Salinometry if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save