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1. What if return spring had a customer service line? save
2. Return spring is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about return spring is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine return spring, but run by your grandma. save
5. Return spring: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like return spring is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for return spring. save
8. Return spring has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers return spring for the first time. save
10. Return spring if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save