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What if redespatch had a customer service line? save
Redespatch is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about redespatch is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine redespatch, but run by your grandma. save
Redespatch: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like redespatch is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for redespatch. save
Redespatch has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers redespatch for the first time. save
Redespatch if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save