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Means about the same

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Sounds like (for puns)

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Angles

  1. What if quantified self had a customer service line? save
  2. Quantified self is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about quantified self is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine quantified self, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Quantified self: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like quantified self is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for quantified self. save
  8. Quantified self has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers quantified self for the first time. save
  10. Quantified self if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save