Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

contract programmingdesign by contractpolicy patternprogramming in the largedefensive programmingcode reviewboilerplate codestrategy patternsmart contractpattern languagecode smellcomputer programminggeneric programmingdefensive designbridge patterndesign patternprogramminglogic programmingarchitectural patternstructured programmingsystems programmingcodevelopmentdesignerpattern

Sounds like (for puns)

programmableprogramableprocumbentpreeminentpre-eminentprocrastinatorprecambriancircumambientspur of the momentspur-of-the-moment

Angles

  1. What if programming by contract had a customer service line? save
  2. Programming by contract is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about programming by contract is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine programming by contract, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Programming by contract: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like programming by contract is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for programming by contract. save
  8. Programming by contract has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers programming by contract for the first time. save
  10. Programming by contract if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save