Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

switchbladescissorswitchknifepaperknifeboxcuttersnipclicking knifepair of shearsgravity knifesafety scissorspaper-knifesnipperbox cutterpinking shearspetty knifepenknifespudgerserpetteletter openerpincersexacto knifeprickerclasp-knifebox-cutter

Sounds like (for puns)

processorsproboscisesprocessorprecessorprecessesprofessorspossessorsbrassieresbrosiusbrowsers

Angles

  1. What if probe-scissors had a customer service line? save
  2. Probe-scissors is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about probe-scissors is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine probe-scissors, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Probe-scissors: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like probe-scissors is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for probe-scissors. save
  8. Probe-scissors has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers probe-scissors for the first time. save
  10. Probe-scissors if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save