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1. What if println had a customer service line? save
2. Println is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about println is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine println, but run by your grandma. save
5. Println: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like println is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for println. save
8. Println has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers println for the first time. save
10. Println if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save