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1. What if primary function had a customer service line? save
2. Primary function is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about primary function is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine primary function, but run by your grandma. save
5. Primary function: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like primary function is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for primary function. save
8. Primary function has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers primary function for the first time. save
10. Primary function if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save