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1. What if preprocessing had a customer service line? save
2. Preprocessing is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about preprocessing is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine preprocessing, but run by your grandma. save
5. Preprocessing: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like preprocessing is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for preprocessing. save
8. Preprocessing has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers preprocessing for the first time. save
10. Preprocessing if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save