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1. What if pre-render had a customer service line? save
2. Pre-render is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about pre-render is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine pre-render, but run by your grandma. save
5. Pre-render: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like pre-render is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for pre-render. save
8. Pre-render has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers pre-render for the first time. save
10. Pre-render if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save