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1. What if postgresql had a customer service line? save
2. Postgresql is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about postgresql is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine postgresql, but run by your grandma. save
5. Postgresql: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like postgresql is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for postgresql. save
8. Postgresql has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers postgresql for the first time. save
10. Postgresql if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save