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1. What if pen shell had a customer service line? save
2. Pen shell is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about pen shell is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine pen shell, but run by your grandma. save
5. Pen shell: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like pen shell is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for pen shell. save
8. Pen shell has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers pen shell for the first time. save
10. Pen shell if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save