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1. What if pattern formation had a customer service line? save
2. Pattern formation is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about pattern formation is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine pattern formation, but run by your grandma. save
5. Pattern formation: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like pattern formation is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for pattern formation. save
8. Pattern formation has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers pattern formation for the first time. save
10. Pattern formation if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save