Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if pattern bargaining had a customer service line? save
  2. Pattern bargaining is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about pattern bargaining is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine pattern bargaining, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Pattern bargaining: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like pattern bargaining is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for pattern bargaining. save
  8. Pattern bargaining has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers pattern bargaining for the first time. save
  10. Pattern bargaining if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save